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Love In Idleness Ch. 1 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Love In Idleness Ch. 1

Shoes. Robin hated shoes. There really was no point of them, anyway. Covering your feet so that you couldn't get dirt on your feet? Dirt was a part of the world, whether you wanted it to be or not. But apparently, in the human culture, it was polite mandatory for people to wear shoes, especially in an establishment. Another thing Robin hated—work. Working at Donna's Diner hadn't been his first choice; but then again, he probably should have been grateful to take anything that was given to him after the incident. Causing half of the Fairy Kingdom's destruction

Only Human Ch. 4 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Only Human Ch. 4

"I'm serous, Gabe!" "Sure you are." Conrad scowled at his best friend, and slumped in the passenger seat of Gabe's car. When the paramedics had finally arrived, the man who got kissed by that girl was dead as a doornail. The police who showed up alone with them questioned Conrad, asking if he got a good look at the two attackers and which way they went. Conrad answered all of their questions, leaving out the part of that girl and that squishy looking thing that came out of the guy's mouth. The paramedics thought that Conrad was in shock, so—against his protests—dragged him off to the hospitable. After a doctor checked h

Keystone of A'od Ch. 9 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Keystone of A'od Ch. 9

Andrew lead Kari down a almost too-quiet hallway. Kari could feel her heart beating rapidly against her ribcage, her footsteps echoing loudly off the tile floor and marble walls. What were the people on the Council like? They must not be pleasant, if they wouldn't let Jeannette follow her dreams. And if Jeannette only wanted to be a photographer, then what were they going to do with her? Kari nearly bumped into Andrew when he stopped walking. She quickly composed herself and looked at the two large wooden doors that were standing in front of her. They were just as large and as grand as the two doors that lead into the castl

The God Machine Ch. 1 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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The God Machine Ch. 1

Twenty-two year old John Aster hated the heat. He hated how it made him sweat like a pig, how it gave him sunburn, how there was dust and sand everywhere. Then why, you might ask if he hated all these things, was he in the middle of Giza, Egypt? His father, that's why. Raymond Aster was an old man, but recently had many mid-life crises. Or, at least, that's what John called it. What else would you call the man waking him up during an ungodly hour, ranting on about some kind of archaeological retreat to Egypt? And John had had absolutely no say in the matter. Before he could even blink, his father had packed all his things in a suitcase and

Problem With Grocery Shopping by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Problem With Grocery Shopping

Conrad scowled as he was lead forcibly into the town's grocery store by a far too chipper redhead and a tall undead man with glowing eyes. Going grocery shopping was never something that he wanted – nor needed – to do anymore, ever since he had become a vampire. In retrospect, it was quite convenient, no longer having to stand in line for hours come Christmas time just to pick up a gallon of milk. Conrad never liked people touching him or getting near him overall, so he supposed that being a vampire was actually helpful on some level. Not that he would ever admit it aloud to the skinny redhead in front of him. Speaking of which, i

Never Leave by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Never Leave

Shark had been eying a pack of passing school of fish hungrily when he first saw her. She had long, flowing blue hair, a hourglass body, and a slender purple tail. When she returned his gaze with her brilliant blue eyes, she blushed and turned her head away quickly. Shark knew then that he wanted her. So he swam over, trying to ignore the fact that she kept her eyes down. "Hello," he greeted nicely. "Hello," she replied quietly. Her voice was beautiful, just like the rest of her. "My name is Shark," he said. "What's yours?" "Fish," she said. He grinned; the name sent shivers down his spine. He ran his hand through hi

Only Human Ch. 3 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Only Human Ch. 3

Jacqueline sighed to herself and rubbed her temples. This night hadn't been one of her bests. She was in the Guardian Building elevator, waiting impatiently for the doors to close. She was alone in the elevator for two reasons: one, it was far too early in the morning for the mortals to be up and about; two, if someone else was in the elevator, she would turn invisible and allow them to think themselves to be alone, then proceed to use it once they were gone. "Elevator," she said, "take me to the Limbo Realm." Instantly, the elevator jerked to life and moved down. Jacq sighed. She hated the name 'Grim Reaper', because it put the

Keystone of A'od Ch. 8 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Keystone of A'od Ch. 8

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Acolyte asked Andrew for the third time. He sighed warily and pinched the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger. "No, of course not. But we both know that I can't keep the Council in the dark forever, and eventually she's going to have to meet the rest of the Guardians." "Andrew, honestly. Look at her!" Acolyte gestured to Kari with one of her hands, who was talking to Wendy just out of earshot. "She's as thin as a piece of straw! Like you said, she's going to need training, but heavens, not from the Council!" Andrew remained silent, looking at Kari. She looked so much like Angel

Only Human Ch. 2 by Battybatzgirl, literature

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Only Human Ch. 2

Conrad got home, and slammed the door shut behind him. Gabe could go to hell as far as he cared. "Conrad," said a voice from the kitchen, making him freeze, "is that you?" Who else would it be, dad? "Come here please." Conrad hesitated, and dropped his backpack to the floor. He suddenly wanted to know what he looked like. Probably a mess. His father would get curious, ask too many questions, and probably end up causing them both to get in a fight. Such was their relationship…if you wanted to call it that. But giving up, Conrad walked slowly into the room, moving his feet as carefully as one would if the floor was mad

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Artist // Student // Literature

Feb 7
United States
Deviant for 14 years
www.fanfiction.net/u/1898485/TTCyclone
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Hello, people of earth who own computers/cell phones with internet access! My name's Batty. I love the band Coldplay, my hair changes color naturally for some strange reason (I'm not kidding; it was blond when I was 3, it was red when I was 10, it turned brown over the summer, and now I'm a ginger. Go figure.), and I get obsessed extremely easily. Nothing much else to know besides that I'm a writer, suffer from insomnia, I'm probably insane, and that I have glasses/contacts.
I'm also a Christian and I go to a Catholic school, but I'm Protestant.

I find humor in that.

Current Residence: Indiana
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
MP3 player of choice: ...ipod?
Shell of choice: sea shell! lol
Skin of choice: My own xD
Favourite cartoon character: Wallace Wells
Personal Quote: If God is always watching us, the least we can do is be amusing

Favourite Movies

Scott Pilgrim VS The World, How To Train Your Dragon

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Coldplay, Owl City, The Cure

Favourite Writers

Kelly Armstrong

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Writing, reading, music, superheros, and cartoons

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Battybatzgirl

Sep 19, 2011

Roxanne

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 El Tango De Roxanne  may or not be THE MOST EPIC MUSICAL SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx5H-49dgvo

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Battybatzgirl

Jul 16, 2011

:D

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My bad mood from Netflix has been cured via Chris Martin's amazing voice. I love you, Coldplay. AMAZINGLY AWESOME SONG -----------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZIoFXmWbv0

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Battybatzgirl

Jul 15, 2011

:P

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So apprantly, Netflix just now realized that they wern't making enough of a prophet by only charging people like $7 a month for the instant TV and DVD service, so now they increased their prices.  So now, my family (like just about everyone else that I know) us leaving netflix.  And so I can say goodbye to my unlimited episodes of The Office, 30Rock, Merlin and  When in Rome, Xanadu, and  The Other Guys. So thank you, Netflix, for being total asses and making your crappy selves fel better by sucking every last penny out of your stupid customers.  Oh, what customers?  They all left you! (WARNING: THERE MIGHT BE SOME CURSING.) FUCK YOU, NET

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Asphaniss

Aug 17, 2013

Hi there you've been hugged..by meeee!!

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES: 1- You can hug the person who hugged you! 2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least! 3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! 4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet) 5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away